Saturday, July 10, 2010

New bath - short stories

A middle-aged man with a continued bristles was arrested by the badge for chaotic conduct and acreage damage. “More accuse ability be added later,” said a badge officer.

The man, articular as Bill Wild, arrested into the Cabin Five aftermost night about an hour afterwards sunset. Telling the agent that he would be blockage four nights, he paid banknote in advance. He again asked her area a grocery abundance was. She said that the abutting grocery abundance was John-Johns, which was alone two blocks away.

The badge said that Wild went to John-Johns and purchased three gallons of honey and four gallons of amber syrup. The checker asked him what the break was. He replied, “I’m aggravating to become a sweeter person.” The checker smiled at the joke.

Wild collection aback to the motel. He opened all seven containers and caked them into the bathtub. He added balmy baptize to the mix. Again he placed his bang box on the bath attic abutting to the tub. He acquainted the radio to an opera station. He got undressed, hopped into the tub, and started singing audibly with the music.

Fifteen account later, the lodgers in the allowance abutting aperture phoned the clerk. She banged on Wild’s door, but he kept singing. She phoned his room, but he didn’t answer. Again she alleged the police, who accustomed quickly.

“Well, at atomic he paid in advance,” said the clerk. “That money will advice pay for the plumber.” The bathtub cesspool was absolutely clogged. The tub remained abounding of amber and honey.

“You aloof never apperceive about people,” said the clerk. “He seemed so nice and friendly. Who’d accept anticipation he was a bathtub-singing nut?” The badge said this was the third time that Wild had been arrested for this affectionate of behavior.


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