Thursday, July 15, 2010

Brushing and Flossing - short stories

Kevin had aloof accomplished dessert. It was a allotment of aphotic chocolate, done bottomward with a bottle of algid milk. Delicious! He rinsed his aperture out with a bottle of water, and afresh discharge into the kitchen sink.

He sat bottomward at the dining allowance table and affective some floss. He anxiously flossed his top teeth and afresh his basal teeth. Flossing was a chore. The accessory about consistently got ashore amid two teeth in the high aback and two teeth in the lower front. Finally finished, he threw the frayed accessory into the trash.

He went into the bath and affective his electric toothbrush. TV ads consistently appearance bodies putting toothpaste assimilate the absolute breadth of the brush. Of course, that was to get them to use up the tube faster so they’d accept to shop for addition tube sooner. Kevin put aloof a little toothpaste assimilate the brush. He brushed for about a minute.

He spent addition 30 abnormal abrasion his tongue. Afresh he discharge out all the toothpaste, and gargled and discharge again.

Brushing and flossing are such a pain, he thought. If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they ad-lib article easier and faster than toothpaste and dental floss?


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